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COMMENTS: St Nick’s Reverse Commute
"Yes! They have a sort of union," ABC's John Berman exclaimed. He was referring to the Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas, which sounds like it belongs in a Sherlock Holmes mystery. A spending squeeze at suburban shopping malls means the graybeards are landing 50% fewer bookings and so they are being forced to reverse commute into the city for seasonal work. Apparently, even the hirsute are taking a haircut in these recessionary times.
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